Hello people, my name is M!A!C

M = Mervyn (Merv for short)

A = Andy

C = I'll let you use your imagination for the C

Feel free to call me what you want though!

I'm a retired Oldskool, Hardcore and Garage DJ and keep myself busy these days producing Dance music and designing/updating the Flawless website.

"We all belong in a place where people don't swim"
The words of the infamous Klepticornius.

I for one believe that we deserve agricultural themed tape nests. But the prolonged reluctance of the bushmen cradles, just mystifies me! Once everyone becomes what they wish to be, there's a some what textile warfare growing within them to shed their herbal octanes and burrow into the reflectance trojan. There are many ways to tick the tack, but there's only one way to bit the bat. I must return now to my underground tank foot , to wish up some more cretin like fondoolays for Mrs Spunjweed.

Don't hate, just dance.

I've posted 40 comments, I've not posted in the live-chat yet, and I've been spotted 38 times.