So a year of mess has left the woodland.... soak me like a Barrymore if it ain't been thrills, spills and flyin windmills...(honestly- I saw them, f'kin hundreds just floating on by... sh1t that was a good nite...)
We continued in the pursuit of the nite out that makes all the others seem like a rainy day in Widnes... you know if you were there; if you weren't skip this paragraph, and do one back to the swamp:
Dark Squirrel, Morning Noises, Leightonian, AliePalli, DutchBri, Lil, Waller (glassbreaker), Guigel, Francesco, Kelly K (the Weare rabbit; more fox than rabbit- uluvit!), Wily Weasel, Simsey tha Stoat and Richie Rich, Voleman, Jezza T, Infamous Ian, Nick (possibly the best DJ ever to play Egg) Welton- go on my son, Orang-u-Hand, Fiiiigo(Prince of Egypt), SwissSteph, Assel, Jordanian, Afro-Saxon (super bowl-er), Tha Carlsberg Couple, Miss Bins (sexual chocolate), Vincenzo, Delistar, Nations, King Henry, Bozquelots, Chrissy P and his sherwood shennanigans, lil'Emily and a few more people who I'm really sorry- helped destroy me that well, your name will come to me in a dream when i'm 40...
The photos of the last year remind me that yeah, it was good, I had fun, made many new mess aquantances (mostly by that world famous oak tree at the edge of the wood- so many nuts to be found under that bad boy-) It also made me realise I can't be arsed with poorly run nites trading off past glories as I saw at the Cross a little while ago- you know who you are, we were Watching....
It only brings me to the conclusion that, if you really love a bangin' nite- then it has to be done with heart and soul and a dirty hard granny smashing beat- not by inviting every Dom, Mick and Barry to attend wiv loafers and YSL shirts... why were you there?!?! Yates' is down the road...
I've got to be back home before dawn or else the pucking foachers will deep fry my stripey self-
If you get the chance- try www.fluencydjs.co.uk tunes are mint- more importantly- FREEEEEE!
til I see y'all again- most probably in the clearing at the dawn of a new woodland day bleary eyed and on the look out for like minded souls..
Remember to think like a Badger: Always be on the look out for a decent set.....n fuck you Soulwax and your fuckin' doss bastard promoters- come and find me, and i'll bite you so hard in the assss that you'll think you've got a rear karma love connection with the love child of Lily Savage and Pete Burns-
- Sinister Badger -
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