Climate Change, Nuclear Proliferation and Global Terrorism are big problems that someone else can solve my friend, because what the world really needs is another DJ.
So you be thankful that I have finally thrown my hat into the ring, for the world can only be a better place now that DJ MIX MEISTER MIKE IS HERE. Oh hang on... do they still have DJ names these days? I hope so, it took me ages to come up with DJ MIX MEISTER MIKE, and as I'm sure you'll agree, it's awesome.
What also took ages and is also dubiously considered awesome is DJ MIX MEISTER MIKE'S FIRST DEMO. Remind me in advance to bring it to an event we'll both be at. Then I can play at your house party! I love house parties! Such a nice change from the massive clubs and festivals I normally play at... Yawn... Too many groupies...

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