I'm a stand-up comedian. Always on the look out for more open mic time!
My routines cover everything from The sheer naffness of my real name to the joys of single life with good friends and vast stacks of pornography (not at the same time as friends get sticky and leave quickly!)

I was a rave virgin until the 29th of march 2008, when those but wonderful wreckheads CosmicBounce and StompKat took me to Night Shift at the Mass. Life will never be the same again! It was the greatest night of my entire life to date, if someone gave me a choice between re-living that night and never having good head again; or good head and never going to Night Shift again I'd happily go without head forever more! =)



I am part of the Stoned Monkey Collective, it was formed in 2007 by Fridge, CosmicBounce and StompKat as a result of the increasing bizzareness of the text messages we sent to each other. There are now quiet a few of these and it was decided to make an online archive to try and amuse other similarly minded monkeys out there. Plans are to continue writing these until we explode under the sheer weight of our own madness.
Find the complete Stoned Monkey Radio Archive here
Or check out SMR Live 2008 on YouTube

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