Hello, I'm Mrs Kitten. I'm a violent pacifist with only about 4 lives left so guess I'd better tone it down a bit.



me stuff...

I used to be a DJ and a photographer many moons ago in Canada but I went 'stray and only discovered proper clubbing when I accidentally moved to London in 1998 - thankfully they made a wicked track to commemorate my initiation! I have only very hazy memories of the following few years- Heaven, Bagleys, Turnmills and the Fridge seem to feature prominently- I think.

Been off the circuit now for a few years but went to Ibiza this June for the 1st time and it seems to have sparked my rennaisance! We Love...Space opening party - felt like the good ol' days baby!


Now I'm lovin funky, filthy electro house and breaks and getting out with the camera as much as I can while working and studying freelance journalism and photography. Need a spotter or reviewer? Give me a buzz!!!

ok- Miss America Moment...

Things that make me purr:

*Big fat bouncy basslines that grab your tail and make it wiggle.



*Cats- obviously. Cuz they're small 'n furry. Cuz they have fuzzy little chins 'n cheeks. Cuz they purr and cuz they have itty bitty bits of 'f@ck off' on every furry little paw.

*REAL peanut butter -SunPat my arse! Search for the squirrel!

*When DJs play my favourite tunes (today, that'd be Cobblestone Jazz - Dump Truck, Walking Away & PUT YOUR HANDS UP 4 DETROIT- I love this kitty!)


*Taking the perfect shot

*The smell of petrol, fresh laundry and Bvlgari Black

*DJs that still feel the love!!!




Things that make me get my claws out:



*oiks who stand in the middle of the dancefloor and don't dance- can't this be banned?

*Being stuck on the tube with sweaty, stinking men who insist on sticking their Niagaran pits in your face when it's packed and scorchio. I swear I'm gonna carry a can of Right Guard rather than pepper spray.



*Words that begin with the letter 'i'

*Wooden ice-cream sticks - ew- yuck- tastes & feels just so WRONG! blech blech blech...

*people with no sense of ha


Anyway, enough mindless twaddle.

I don't get out to play anywhere near enough but am working on changing that so if you do see me out- come say hi! I'll be the one dancing like a nutter in the corner or buzzing around with the camera- or both!

>^..^<

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