Get Your Sexy Name

i live in SWINDON and dj'd for 12 years all over the country EVERY WEEKEND and always got to party bloody late ... I have always retained my love of music and can be seen quite frequently fucked as a skunk wiggling around. I am never serious and all my DSI COMMENTS WILL BE STUPID..THATS ME.... i have recently retired to enjoy my nights watching and aving it again... love my D N B and love my old skool..... will travel and fall over regular....

I AM A SHY RETIRING FEMALE
i am fluent in one hundred and seventy four thousand languages and read the observer.
i think that beetroot is a understated vegatable and should adorn all people in lurves plates.

MY SONS ARE QUITE NICE REALLY...ITS A RUMOUR


I LOVE MY FRIENDS...PAVINDA,( my favourite) and many many more as i am a bit nice..

RADISHES AND CELERY SHOULD BE BANNED DEM DE DEVILS FOOD DEY IS...


SWINDON DJS ARE ACE


DEAR LORD, WHO ART A RAVER,
HALLOWED BE THY BONG
THY KINGDOM COME, PILLS WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS THEY ARE IN SWINDON!
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY STOMP
AND LEAD US NOT INTO THE FUNKY HOUSE ROOM!
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO STOMP WITHOUT US.
FOR THINE IS THE SPLIFF
THE PILLS AND THE POWDER
FOREVER AND EVER AMEN

yes i know what you are thinking about this next bit ...i bet you thought it would be mushrooms eh lol.x
Your Personality Is Like EcstasyYou're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone.
And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder...
Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary.
Your Porn Star Name Is...Venus VegasCALLY will go to jail for ...

Making sweet love to Brad Pitt or LL COOL J In Regent Street in front of Anne Summers hubba hubba


'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
You have a sexual IQ of 189



When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.Also a damn hot shag with the best head in Swindon... Tried and tested a fox.

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