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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there
was no afterlife.

After a long and very happy life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off round the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
twice.

I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.

The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

I've posted 28 comments, 198 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 3 times.

Music I listen to: All Music, Hard Dance

Places I visit: London, Bristol, Cardiff, Plymouth, Reading, Bournemouth, Swindon, Newport, Bath, Salisbury, Newbury

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