I 'm 26, have been clubbing, mainly Birmingham for nearly 9 years, when I'm not clubbing spend most of my time bein a bit of a geek in heritage sector, believe it or not, cos I'm usually dappy as fuck, in a pickle, have no common sense, & always speak before I think, which explains some of the shit that comes out my mouth.

I usually either have verbal diarrhoea or verbal constipation, but normally the latter when I am out. I'm usually quite rude & defensive to any1 I don't know that speaks to me, especially if they get in my way when I'm dancing & I get uncomfortable with too many people around me that I don't know, but apart from that I'm a very nice person. I love things to be in height order & colour co-ordinated. I hate the colour green, peanuts, spicy food & I hate bounce music, it gives me a headache & makes me feel like this
I also can't handle trancy fairy music, or boring tribal techno, it needs to be hard hard nrg & hard as fuck, so it doesn't put you to sleep or make you feel like you're a bloody ping-pong ball being wacked over a table continuously.
As long as the music is hard as fuck, I'll be dancing & smiling (unless someone gets in my way).


I'm sorry to any1 I'm rude to, who I know, who approaches me & speaks to me. If you don't know me, then its your own fault if I looked unapproachable in the 1st place.
Some of my closest mates some of whom i've known from back in the cyber days.
Dion. My soul mate.

Gazza. The big brother i never had, my angel and star.

Katie. Even though I refuse to lunch, drink or party with her she's fuckin wicked. U've always been there for me and I hope Jackson will always remember Heritage Tuesdays!

Me & Katie's boy Jackson

&Tony who is responsible for all our sunny Sundays at Shine and who made me V.I.Pickle!! Tony & my sister Egbert


Miss Terripin, not exactly my sister, more my other half both suffering from conjoined Teridactylpicklus. ie.I was originally growing out of her head and have now been reunited.



SOME OF MY RETARDED FRIENDS

These 2 recruited me as an Albion supporter.




Asbo Domino & Android Shenton.Don't they make such a lovely couple.

& another one the things i love more than anything else...spiders..

I love all things historical, especially skeletons...my favourite person...or personification...of all time...The Grim Reaper...

...not that I am a goth or morbid or anything...I am fascinated by morbid things...I wish everyday was Halloween & have an ambition to become a oneday...

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