Hey there im Shel! A bit about me... im 25, i live in nuneaton. i can be a little scatty, perhaps slightly insane. I'm a bit of a girly girl and i love to party party party!!
Id say im a generally 'nice' person and i love meeting new people. I love to laugh and have fun, love spending time with my friends. I have the most amazing friends in the whole world (love you guys xx)
I hate Mondays, liers, confrontation and arguements, lifes too short! hate the rain, hate boys that mess you around, hate comedowns! and i hate bloody selfish, bitchy, nasty people. NO NEED!
I love to laugh, smile bounce, smooch, shop. i love the summer, love the snow, love holidays, sexy eyelashes, acessories, short shorts. I love filthy deep dirty beats, daning all night. I love to be loved, love affection, and cuddles, and im very playful. love my friends, my family, eyeliner, drinking, killer heals, talking, being a good friend, coctails, kissing, laughing, eeccckkking, jumping,oooohhhh yyyeeaaahhhing, ooooooooooooing
Three guys died in an accident and went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, "We only have one rule in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!"
So they entered heaven and sure enough, there were ducks all over the place. It was almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally stepped on one.
Along came St. Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St. Peter chained them together and said, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman".
The next day, the second guy stepped accidentally on a duck and along came St. Peter, who didn't miss a thing, and with him was another extremely ugly woman. He chained them together with the same admonishment as the first.
The third guy had observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, was very careful where he stepped. He managed to go for months without stepping on any duck. But one day, St. Peter came up to him with the most gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chained them together without saying a word.
The guy remarked, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity"?
She replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck"!
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Music I listen to: Funky House, Electro House, Dirty House, Latin House, Deep House, Acid House, Hard Dance, Electro, Big Beat, Breaks, Drum and Bass, Retro, Rock