Hiya I am Proper-Stomper and you might spot me (or Spurtybob my fella - he's the Chemical Services bloke) at the small but perfectly formed Big Fish events if you are a visitor to Bridgnorth, but also at such places as Mashtonbury at Air, B2T gigs, Sundissential and of course Tidy! I am friendly and well disposed to people in geneal, please feel free to approach if you bear good vibes and fabulousness in all forms.
I don't know any gnomes but the Pixies are all friends of mine. I can be spotted enjoying Dickheads from the Tasley Massive as well as far flung places such as Wolverhampton, Coventry and Birmingham. I love Hard House, especially BF Djs like DigitalDunc, Rob Wainwright and Joe Darkside. I also love Yoji Biomechaneka, Mark EG, Audioheads, Lisa Pin-Up, Alex Kidd and Andy Rise. I love Bounce as it has the right Stomp to Cheese ratio (for best results mix 5 parts Stomp to 1 part Cheese and allow to simmer in a sweaty environment full of happy muppets until euphoria occurrs. WARNING Dickheads may appear and behave randomly be advised and proceed with caution). I also love hard NRG, electro, funky house drum and bass and old school jungle (PROPER jungle not this commercial rubbish that keeps getting re-released on compilation albums raah!)
My favourite venue is The Shakespere in Bridgnorth for local yokel olde worlde wrongness, my other favourite venues are Tidy Weekender at Prestatyn for the comfort factor, it is jolly nice to be able to pause the club experience for a cup of tea and a biscuit (but NOT pink wafers as they are imposters and should be shunned from the biscuit community for crimes against biscuit kind) but the Gam-Bling area is UTTERLY WRONG as it contains far too much shinyness and it also smells like cheese toastie which can put you off your Stomp when your stomach is shrunk to the size of a raisin.
I also love the Sanctuary because it contains more randomness than anywhere else I have visited, and the Cue Club as it is delightfully a(maze)ing. I am a Right Wrong One and take every opportunity to inflict my wrongness on others, whilst enjoying the wrongness they have to share.
I've posted , 2 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 240 times.
Music I listen to: Hard Dance, Jungle, Reggae, Funk, Chillout / Leftfield, Punk