Never squat with your spurs on!
Dead or alive, you're coming with me...


A nocturnal creature, I was raised by a pack of wolves. Due to their shortage of vocabulary and inability to form vowels I was given the only name they could prounounce. However, I always felt there was something amiss as I could never quite reach licking certain places that they could, despite many many frenzied attempts.
Gradually I am trying to re-integrate into civilisation and hone my lack of social skills by scouring the underworld night life. I often find myself in many a dark and dingy club. Lessons I have learn't thus far that are unacceptable (apart from in fetish clubs):
- Biting, particularly ripping out jugulars
- Foaming at the mouth
- Trying to lick my crotch in public places
- Scratching
- Regurgitating hair balls during pivotal conversation points
- Growling
- Crapping in the middle of the dance floor
- Sniffing fellow clubbers rectums to gauge where one has been
- Trying to copulate with legs...
Internationally Acclaimed Trash Bag Extraordinaire.

^^The morning after...^^
I don't have anyone to love :(
So I might as well love me :)




Now in brunette!

Out of office...
DSI = Desensitization. Use it long enough and you will no longer care what anyone says or thinks about you. You may also find yourself uttering cunt more frequently.
Rock and Roll !
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