I AM A KID TRAPPED IN AN ADULTS BODY THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A KIDS BODY!!!

Hiiiiiiiiii I'm JuSt mE ................

A stAndarD raNdom from bRuminGham,
veRy smAll bUt qUite tAlL.
ProbAbly annOying peOple wiTh my chIldish GrowN up waYs,
aCtinG MorE like 5 noT evEr 24
bUt iM me Jus mE A strAngE bUt loVely raNdoM beIng!!!!

sOOOOO......

lOoK LefT anD leFt,
squEezE rouNd thE buBble wRaP
JumP unDer tHe SaucEpAn
Turn Semi riGht at The beateN buSh
anD smIle the BiggeSt gUrn,
aNd enJoy tHe staNdarD RanDomneSs to cOme :0)

MeEeEeEEeEee...







OfcOurse the oNe aNd oNly dErek....


!My bEstest rAndomIst prEzziE lIKe eveR...BettiE bEeF, aWaiTing cuStomisatioN..waTch thIs cAn!!


Thanx For thE betIe bEeF aNd alWays lOOkin cOnfusEd cArl! i wIn aT raNdomNess tHo haahhaa!



Me LoVes Me hArdcOre .... mE likEs me gAbbA,HardHouse aNd hArdStylE!!!

Usually find me out with these lovely bright people nowadays...
HARDCORE MASSSIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE



Bezzie mate tina and my old crazzy partner in crime,M.Miss all the laughs and giggles M. xx


Miss these guys loads love themall like Cheese on toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rulessssss!! Bestest memories like ever!!







CHEEESE ON TOAST...miss you johnny!!


And ofcourse my fella who puts up with me...mike.

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