Where did I get my name...? long story... basically gnomes kept 'appearing' in my garden. I have never bought one. It started to get silly around teh time of the Iraq war... by this time I had about 20 gnomes and no idea who was responsible for delivering them. I then got an email from someone calling themseleves 'lordgnome@hotmail.co.uk' suggesting that I wasnt looking after the gnomes, that they were unhappy, and unless certain actions were taken to clean them etc there would be an invasion! I countered this by denying my gnomes were unhappy and that they didn't recognise lordgnome as their leader anymore. They became Rebel Gnomes. Next 3 United Nations Gnomes turned up - with blue helmets and UN badges - as a peace keeping force. I then started to take out some of the gnomes to Pams/Hush Hush events and a few got totally smashed - well literally. That's basically it! Mad huh!?

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