Hello there!

I'm 28 and live in a small village near Petersfield (just outside of Portsmouth) with my other half Longi, little kitty Sussex Monkey and our Giant African Land Snails Nook & Cranny. Originally from Portsmouth, I moved to Canterbury in 1990 (for my "much loved" school years... yeah whatever!) and returned to Pompey in 1998.

I'm a pragmatic, no nonsense, slightly eccentric type of girl, no frills to me. Used to think I was socially inadequate but starting to realise its actually all them other twats with problems... not me! Still.. can be hard work to start off with because I tend to talk shit or mumble & fumble awkwardly until I find my groove. Keep me talking and I'll loosen up after a few minutes (or some intoxication). Let's just say that get to know me and you'll realise that I am something of an enigma shall we say!

Ever the eclectic, I am pretty much into all music but what really grips my bits is a good mix of fat breaks, electro and psy-trance. I'm also exploring some nasty wrong music... the more ridiculous and fucked up the better. My hero at the moment is Tim Exile... give me more of that tweaked out, cerebulum bashing, evil, satan music!

I retired from my half hearted attempt at "cyber". I looked pretty shit (by not being a size 6, fake tanned goddess), felt shit (read previous) and after being told that my services were no longer required dancing on stage ("I want young girls with lots of energy"... if you ever see me lose the plot on the dance floor you will see that despite my "many" years... I still have lots of effing energy) I couldn't be bothered to put myself out anymore. Well, I thought I would be hanging my fluffies up forever but having converted my cousin to the ways of Hard Dance it seems a shame not to get back out there and 'av it large!!! You might see me in some more neon yet.

Tara for now Carla x

Oh and PS... I have yet to be light weighted!!

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