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I'm 23 and I love to Schtomp!!!!! Bring on the Schtomp!!!! I like to think that I'm a friendly, approachable person but I can understand if people think that I'm a bit of a poser/tosser cos;

[1] - I usually have my top off
[2] - I usually wear sunglasses dispite being inside a darkened club
[3] - I'm usually sucking on a dummy

But;

[1] - I only have my top off cos I get hot and sweaty
[2] - I wear sunglasses cos my eyes are fucked (don't know why though hehehe) or I look like a deer caught in headlights with my starring (again don't know why) or I don't want people to see that I'm dancing with my eyes closed.
[3] - I'm sucking on a dummy cos I gurn like a motherfucker and end up pushing my bottom jaw into my brain. Lol - I've had many a painful jaw the morning (more like afternoon!!) after and tried so many different things to stop the gurning, like; [a] - Chewing gum - still leaves you with jaw ache from all the chewing!! [b] - Fags - sore throat like a bitch the next morning (or afternoon lol) and the stupid Government banned smoking in public places; don't get me started on that!! I'm well pissed off about the lack of comprise towards smokers and the socially acceptable demonisation that they receive dispite the amount that smokers contribute through tax!! Though I have recently stopped smoking fags (hope I can keep it up! Touch wood!) [c] Lollypops - too sweet, they send your tongue and cheeks all fuzzy. So dummys are the best thing cos you can chew or suck on them without raping the inside of your mouth or jaw and they're not illegal (lol - like that's an issue)

I'll usually be found at Hard House events in Brum, mainly Polysexual at Air (my favourite venue!) at the back in the corner by the fire exits (you always get a lot of space to dance there, it's great!!). I use to go to a lot of Godskitchen events to but now I find that they're not hard enough for my liking, so I don't go to them anymore. I also ocassionally travel down to Northampton (though not as often as I would like) to see CyberKitten (voted best small club at the Hard Dance Awards), they are awesome, check them out if you get a chance!! I also travel down to Gloucester for a Psy-trance night and they end up being a 48hr binge of excess. I also like to go to the ocassional DnB event, something that I've gotten into recently.

I've so many fantastic people in the time that I've been raving, you guys know who you are so I'm not gonna name name's but I just wanna say that it the people (especially those people I haven't named) that make raving what it is to me. I also met my girlfriend at a Polysexual event (during a Lisa Lahes set) so it's nice to be able to go raving with her and get fucked up in a corner and then go back to mine and chill out. I hope to meet more liked-minded fantastic people in the future cos I know you're out there getting your schtomp on!!

Peace and Love

S-M-D
xx

If anyone feels like chatting then join my group; I Love To Dance With No Clothes On if you think it's appropiate for you.

[I don't bite - too busy gurnin!!]

xxx


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