In the beginning, there was Sam, and Sam had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on her box, Sam boldy declared,
"Let there be HOUSE!"
and house music was born.
"I am, you see,
I am
the creator, and this is my house!
And, in my house there is ONLY house music.
But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!"
And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of house.
House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.
And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music.
And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.
And, in this house, the keeper is Sam.
Now some of you who might wonder,
"Who is Sam, and what is it that Sam does?"
Sam is the one who gives you the power to JACK your body!
Sam is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Sam is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Sam is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Sam is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR House.
And this is fresh.

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