I am a party nut, I have my own bar in my house "the drift Inn"(stagger out) which never shuts. I work all around the world in the oil exploration industry. My favourite places i have been to are Miami countless times (I have a very good friend who sells booze to all the swanky bars on south beach), Trinidad carnival twice, Rio carnival twice, Ibiza,blah blah blah. I lived in Brasil, Ireland, Norway, Spain and Venezuela. However now I am living near Newquay in Cornwall and also living in Stavanger Norway.
I'm living 1/2 in Norway because thats where I work most at the moment and I have a girl there. Its a long way to go to get yer leg over but why not!
I love to travel and I manage to do loads with work, I only work for 5 months a year so I get plenty of time to piss about.
I smoke alot, I love the odd baloon or twenty and have a wicked collection of turbo strength booze from all over the world in my bar.
Say hello if you see me around. I love to meet new people and get them drunk.


oh and if you like to learn a few of my best dance moves, try this out.
My best dance moves

I'm in this next Youtube clip can you guess which one?

Oh please ladies I have just one question for you. Do you ?





Here is my favourite quote from a film. Its so profound

Dicks
written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Pam Brady

Gary: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit.


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