my poem!

im cool,i dance,i wear multicolour pants,my socks are bright, i like angel delight. im hip im street, ive got size eleven feet, once you seee me your eyes may feel dreamy my love is so creamy, my name is rich i can be your bitch, gotta be fit, have a big wad and you can feel my presence of god.so get in a line for my touch is fine, im in high demand, so take my hand to the ganja land

hello u mutha fuckers. U know who u r! Finally managin 2 blag my way onto the internet at work so thought i'd c what u all get up 2 while u should all probably b doin more important things. Probably involves just slaggin whoevers bad taste of the month but i may as well get myself involved a little bit. Will no doubt re-write all this bollocks when i'm a bit more sober but until that point. Hello ya'll!!!!!!!!!!! So a bit about myself then i suppose, 4 a start i don't understand the whole concept of paragraphs! I'm a black country lad through n through(boing boing!) We just don't get paragraphs round our way! Better 2 just write a load of bollocks in continuous form. I started off clubbin at Sundissential at Pulse n Gods Kitchen way back in the day. I even did cyber 4 a while 4 fuck sake! Desperate times eh? Just usually get my greek on down at Shine on a Sunday now. Haven't quite got the stamina i used 2 have so usually end up dyin at some point on a Monday mornin but i do try my best.. Usual music of choice now tho is d n b or hardcore breaks. I like my music filthy' i'm even known 2 stomp 2 the occasional Hard NRG set. Not all that often mind. Just depends who's on. Can't be arsed 2 type anymore so say hi if u like. Been nice knowin u all!!!

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