Step right up, step right up, ladies and gentlemen, dont be shy. welcome to my profile page. if you're easily offended, fuck off! come back when you've been corrupted...by the harder forms of dance. is that everyone in?...good, then we shal begin.

me, myself and si-eye. that was me sunday morning. . . and everyday when i smoked weed. - 6...err...7?...umm... maybe 10 months and counting THC freedom.

iv left all that behind and gone to a better place...or places...such as SE1, Renaissance Rooms, Heaven, not to mention dance valley, alexandra palace, magna, global and a tidy weekender. id like to visit scunthorpe, the set of "kilroy", sit on a camels hump and see if i can still fit into a picnic basket.



i love my music, its one of my all time loves and what better place to spend it than at a club with various other like minded people. if you see me clubbing, chances are ill be stompin, poppin' & bouncin' off the walls, talking to people, talking to people, talking to people, having a good time and speading cheeky funk among the masses. by all means come and talk to me and say hi, meeting new and wonderful people is what makes going to these clubs all worth while. i wont bite....ive got no teeth! (a casualty to the teeth aids plague of 2007) mass respect to the guys and girls ive met recently, ur all lovely people. keep up the good work.

im usually out clubbing once or twice a month, generally in the hard dance scene. iv been doing this on and off for about 3 years now, and its great. luvvit. trying to branch out a bit more recently, experience other styles of dance. from my recent experiences iv particularly enjoyed psy trance, jumpstyle, tribal techno, electro & dirty house. bring it on. my love will always stay with hard house though, its treated me well, right from the start. besides that i mostly stroke cats. awwww. unless they stink.

A shout out has to go to Prostitute Trance...without the helpful people within the group i may never have discovered the truth about pigs pens (plural), teeth aids, & how soft robs carpet is...incase you are yet to find out and wondering its "nice and" soft.

i would listen to r'n'b, go drinking and get into fights, but why hate, when you can love.
-join the religion. -- *punch & pie*
for more information on what benefits the religion has to offer please contact with a self addressed envolope to PO BOX, "You Are God, But So Am I", The House That JACOB! Built, Middle of Somewhere, Behind You.

whitby, pin-up, farley, halliwell, JP & Jukesy, pornstar...thank you all for the filthy bounce you provide.



peace and joy and giant midgets and human pyramids and house music. AV IT!! AV IT LARGE!! . . .(its what jesus would have wanted)

p.s. the rumours r true. go team!

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