as i have now seen quite a few people f**ked on god knows what i have managed to hear quite a few funny stuff which i would now like to share with you.

martin: "its a full moon tonight...o no its the sun"

kim: "im britney spears...im britney fu*king spears!!!"

alex: "o my god thats so fu*king funny i cant even laugh"

adam: "was i just talking about gardening"

juzzy: "its hard to get the old boy up there if your fu*ked"

martin: "i cant look at that tree any more"

martin: "if its only been 15 minutes im gonna kill myself"

kim: "they think we are wiggers" toby: "wait till they hear us rap"

martin: "im sill in a stable state...still"

kim: "i dont care how old she isnt"

brian: "its like half past 4 in the day time"

scott: "we are going left...no f*ck it i changed my mind we are going right... no left was a good idea...aaaahhh have we been going right all this time"

timmy: "suprisingly moreish"...."surprisingly spaciouse"....."surprisingly arousing"...."surpisingly tangy"

timmy: "you know i have a bald headed parrot with a green cardigan sitting on his swing watching grunpy old parrots saying the youth of today"

Martin: "Today im going to try and not get fucked" Jack: "I have never heard those words in the same sentance before!!!"

Tim: "It seemed like a good idea to burn toby at the time?, so this basically concludes that toby isnt wolverine......because he burns!!!"

Tim: "Im going to build a train station with a no entry signe so you guys cant get in, no rail track, no platform, no trains alowed, no train times.....basically nothing, just to piss you guys off so i can sit in my field and u still cant get in"

Martin: "Basicaly everyone has to leave my house in the morning at quater past half past 8 so i can go to work"

Martin: the music is on the computer "lets turn the light off" presses the button "o no the
computers stopped"

Martin: "well i put a £5 in" Toby:"well i put £3 in" Martin: "So blatantly i payed more than u, u cu*t, therefore its my beer!!!"

martin:"who wants to wear bosborns mums coat because i stole it and i feel i have the right to lend it to people"

Tim: "if the joints leaving i aint staying here"

Martin: "just continue because im proud"

timmy: "i bet when you find it, it will be in the last place you look" martin: "i'll go look in the toilet then"

Wagon: (whilst playing britny spears dance mat) "surely they could through a left in there!!"

Martin: (ITs 5 in the morining) "i have work in 3 hours" Tim "Do u recon u will b ok" Martin "Well i guess we will find out in the morning....which happend to b in 3 hours"

Timmy: "youre chrismas eve evil"

Timmy: "you should put it in the kettle it will boil quicker" martin: "yer but i got a frying pan"

toby: "why the fu*k are we still running"

toby: "why the fu*k am i in a chinease resturant?"

laura: "u just sat there and did fuck all while i sucked your c*ck!!"

chloe: "my shoes go on my feet...where else could they go!!!"

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