My name is Lauren Elizabeth French
im 165cm tall,have brown hair and greenybrown eyes.
i was born on the 31st October 1988 HALLOWEEN OOHHH.
love goin out drinkin and dancin-well ravin.
whilst dancing,if there is an action that i can do to a word in a song,im on it.
robin s - show me love old school
HOUSE electro/dirty/jackin/hard house bit commercial/dance
dirty south, mylo, benny bennassi, claude von stroke, darren styles, ferry costen, pendulum, stanton warriors, ultrabeat
the gossip - standing in the way of control
happy hardcore/trance
my album - menishna
i am a total cringer mate.
my alterego is called RHONDA.
i love castell montgri HOOVER.
i love laughing it is defo 1 of the best feelings ever.
i do tell some pointless stories-as people have told me.
i love cheese-it goes with basically everything!
my favourite food is curry so if u want me, get me a chicken madras and im yours.
my relationships with boys are often menish.propa.i need to be kept interested.
MY DREAM is to open my own club-ive already thought of the name and the logo,the room names and event nights.i really want it!seriously,everyone is going to want to go there.
im always open to trying new things in all aspects of life-rather the dare devil!
im bad at singing,propa.
i have a nice collection of posy pictures of my face,just my face,ask if youd like any.
i have ears (twice),top ear, conch, tragus, nose,belly and tongue pierced and a tattoo on my left buttock , right hip and tattoos on the back of both ankles.
i like to eat.lots.im not fat though.
i propa had it up at the christmas entertainment at my school in the 'MUFFIN DANCE'-becky was the muffin and me and abbie were box heads (substitues for bag heads) and we choreographed a lovely performance for the school which everyone loved and i moved my body into such positions i did not know were possible making the whole experience a real eye opener (and a well bad neck pain in the morning from whiplash type symptons).
id say i was a bit of a lesbophobe-i really dont like lesbians.sorry to offend.but they really do make me feel uncomfortable.im not saying that they are going to fancie me or even find me the least bit attractive,but i no im about to be hardcore stereotypical but-the short hair,traingle tits (due to no bra),baggy tops and trousers,heart tattoos with TRACY printed in the middle,really does make me feel queasy.
gays are jokes tho.
i have been part of a crew HAHA called the 'BWC' standing for an array of names:the Bush Wacking Crew,the BlueWater Crew and the Buff Wilmington Crew.oh those were the days.
i loved bush wacking though.couldnt wait for my friday nights to get drunk on neat vodka in the park and run into a few bushes.i have a dirty scar on my back from it because i landed on the trunk of a tree but we dont worry bout that.
i have some favourite things you may hear me saying:
propa geeze, there's a really big cake over here!, PARDS!!!, actual cringe!, yea mate, propa, pah!, yeah...no we are, siick, sugaration contamination, oh my god- only in omg situations though, queer mate,load of w*nk
my daily life/interests usually involves sex, shopping, alcohol, eating. the necessities.
my favourite things on tv are the fairly odd parents, malcolm in the middle, adverts, harry hills tv burp, just for laughs, the apprentice, murder, she wrote - love angela lansbury's fake laugh at the end of EVERY episode, joker.
my favourite films are euro trip, all the saw films, amityville horror, date movie, dirty sanchez, con air.
i regularly like to get my bum out, when i can.
as you can tell i like to write, once i start i find it hard to stop. however, i am obviously a very interesting person x

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