I like sponge. (I'm not allowed anything sharp...)

I also like good music, played well.

To me, you can't beat eyes closed dancing. Let the music take you on a journey, only the dj knows where you're going... you could end up anywhere... muntered trance... nuff said.

I love going out and meeting up with my friends, I would like it to be more often, but maybe that would take the edge off the nights that I do make it to...?

Anyway, I love cheesy jokes (and sponge), I rarely have new material (i.e. post 1970), but hey, it just makes it better when I do. It doesn't happen often though, so please just humour me in the meantime...

How do you make a cat flap? Push it off a cliff! (see - I tried to warn you...)

I've been with my fiancée, Emma, for not nearly long enough. We got together at a Mr Pitts party at Bircham in 1999 and we haven't looked back since. There's a story there, just ask... Trust me, it's a corker...

If you see me out, say hello, please. I'm not guaranteeing that you'll get any sense out of me, but if you're lucky, you'll maybe get a spongy joke - sorry, cheesy joke. Ahahaha... (",)

My favourite food is sponge (not pointy - ergonomics again...) I can cook. Really well. Especially when I'm allowed to I turn the oven on...

My favourite song is Free Bird, by Lynyrd Skynrd (Didn't expect that, did you...?)

My favourite colour is courduroy. Hmmm...

If I could bottle and sell good times, I wouldn't. My friends make the good times, and I ain't gonna share them with anyone else. Unless they're my friend too... So there :p

Bloody show-off. You can go off people sometimes...





If you don't try it, you'll never know...





Mwah!!!

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