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Aloha,


I'm a fun loving guy with the best mates anyone could have.
Most Saturdays I’m in Oceana in Bristol (superb place) say out till closing time and then get up early the next day a have a round of golf (thats stamina for you. lol)
In the summer I spend at least 2 weeks in Marbella in Spain (lush)

If you see me out and remember me from here, sneak up behind me and pinch me on my bum.

Sparky ~X~



Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!!!



"Modeling, to me, isn't just about being good-looking or having a lot of fun and being really, really good looking."

"The original Greek word for model means "misshapen ball of clay" and I try to think about that every time I get in front of a camera."

Derek Zoolander, Male Model

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."

"That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chill and fed it to him!"

Eric Theodore Cartman

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