Salutations all! My name is Esmerelda Piss-took, although my friends call me Squeals-a-lot for reasons which will remain undisclosed. Originally from the desirable Byker area of Newcastle upon Tyne Northumberland, my family moved to Norfolk in 1989 because of the abundance of strict Catholic schools in this area and in accordance with my fathers some-what dubious dream that I should become a nun. In that vane, I attended Sacred heart school, East-Dereham from the age of five before graduating to become a fully fledged sister in the house of Benedictines at St Georges, Thetford.

3 years and 2 children later I was asked very kindly to leave the sisterhood although I still protest that I was impregnated by divine intervention (twice) and that my young family is in no way related to the army base situated round the corner from St. Georges. I invite anyone who denies the Holy parentage of my children to listen to my youngest Megan speaking in tongues; beautifully thought out sentence structure and flow but with not a single recognisable word. Clearly the language of the ancient Isralites.

Officially my favorite passtimes are attending mass, repentance of sins and the anuall carrow priory symbolic donkey derby, but every once in a while I let my veil down to a bit of filthy techno, gabba, hard-style, drumand bass or purely upfront hardcore. If you see me out then god bless you, even more so if you pass me a rolled up note. Halleluhah!!!! Ya dun know!!!!!

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