(To the theme-tune of 'the milky-bar kid')
"The ketamine flid is spongey and crap,
his head is messy, and his jaw is slack.
with jelly for legs and a wobbly chin,
he's a flid who loves his ketamine!"

Im Matt (aka DJ Stump-scratcher). Ket-Whore and a twat ;) Originally from the Wymondham ghetto...If you have a fetish for chipshops, banks, and inbred people with 3 nipples and webbed feet, do drop by.

Lil about me-

Loves:- Audial Masturbation - Putrid filth/dark and evil tunes and acid sounds (Hardstyle, Hard Techno, Hardcore Techno, Industrial, Gabba), My decks, the club/rave scene, tunes that make ya tingle all over, my mates, laughing til it hurts, gettin twatted, talkin shite/deep convos, late nights, lay-ins, Tina, Sex, naked hugs, cheese, fried stuff with cheese, cider....alcohol, summer, takeaways, Low-budget Horror films, Crash Dummies (ageless pastime), and above all, a bloody good party..

Hates (boo, hiss):- When I put my hand in dog-shit, narrow mindedness, early mornings, vegetables (more of a fear), bagpipes, scouring pads, that car-sick feelin I get from most 80's/90's songs, my job, aluminium, gettin skint, the noise the neighbours make when the party is too loud, gettin punched .

I can be found gurning for Britain @ Pams House, Roobarb, Mayhem, Energy Rush, Tasty, Tweak, Twisted Techno, Hyperbolic and the recently established Steel Revolution Presents Pulse


Steel Revolution (chat)

when you're out to play, come say 'hi' :)
(if not I will burn your trainers and blow up your themepark)

See ya at the front people....or dribbling in the corner!

Flid

funky_socky_monkey69@hotmail.com


Best part of my life- meeting Tina_182-SR :) ....


.....Still goin strong

Wibble, wobble, splish-splash, Im a jelly duck.
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Fav. tunes:-
"Energy 52"- Cafe Del Mar
"Over For Me" 4 Motion
"Legalise"- John Ferris (Blutonium Records) (Blood Pressure remix)
"The Day Will Come"-Steve Hill & K-Series Remix
" Acid Nightmare"- A.S.Y.S. (Pila 2006 Update)
"Evil"- Future Sound Corporation
"X-Bass"- Ian Knowles (Yoji Biomehanika remix)
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My word of the week- "Chap-Pit" (Noun. See also "Vagina".....'a pit for the chaps')
plz note, this will make no sense to anybody unless you're (1) Me, (2) you are intoxicated with horse drugs.

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Dickimus Maximus

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