Hey all, I'm just getting back into the clubbing thing after an extended break. I'm a little out of the loop these days, but am steaming back in like a badger on a mission. I should be well easy to spot. No, really. Probably getting a little old for this malarky too :-P

I'm pretty unique and can always be found sporting some kind of plastic clothing. Its a thing I have, don't be freaked or put off by it. I'm pretty harmless really. I find I tend to get lost in TeH StoMP™ a lot, which means I don't talk much. I'm also incredibly shy, strangely. I'd love to make a few clubbing friends if I could, so I don't have to go out on my own all the time. Going somewhere I don't know anyone is likely to turn me into Mr. Paranoia and hiding in a corner somewhere. Recently got my lip pierced and am having trouble not getting more done :P

Speaking of which. If I AM dancing, if you want me to pay attention to you for chats, hugs, (or if you're completely insane and wanna get within smut distanfe! as if) wait for an opening in the flailing arms and get to within one inch of my nose. Its the only guaranteed way to get me to link with reality, for a short while anyway.

Oh, and another thing.

I am NOT gay. Not even a little bit. No, I can't pretend either, not even for 15 minutes. Yes, I know I'm wearing pvc/latex. It's a 'thing' I have and so does my chick.

I am also the founder member and all presiding lord of TeamBADGER. Gonna make it the no1 bunch of nutty mates of the nicest people in Bristol you could hope to meet.

TeamBADGER for the win!!

You can also find me at http://www.air-bizkit.livejournal.com

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