The commonly spotted Torasaurus

The Torasaurus is a tame and friendly creature who is attracted to loud music and large groups of people. While originally from northern Britain, the Torasaurus has migrated to warmer climes and is normally found lurking on the south coast in the vicinity of Brighton. However, she can be easily lured from her day to day habitat by thumping bass and rolling beats. Well trained spotters may be rewarded by a sight of her in London or even further a field in the right conditions.

The Torasaurus feeds mostly on a diet of wheat free, dairy free, organic, free range, fairly traded, locally sourced house and techno.

Although the only identified specimen of her species, the Torasaurus is usually accompanied by an assortment of other exotic creatures including the First Aid Fairy, Slutmonkee, Yoshmeister, Prince Tidy, Rachel Fairy and Art Hero (available to create art at a moment’s notice).

If you see the Torasaurus on your local dance floor (or muddy field) do feel free to approach her but remember PLEASE DON’T FEED THE ANIMALS!

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