I look cool again!

I am Ste, Not Steve¹. I'm a programmer, but I work at a taxi firm. I like techno, breaks, psytrance, drum & bass, rock, metal, punk, classical... Play me some music and I'll tell you if I like it. I'm not very good at pigeon-holeing music.

I'm blunt bordering on obnoxious and not even slightly politically correct; as a result I tend to go quiet amongst strangers because it's not a good idea to antagonize strangers.

At some point you will inevitably ask me "why have you got a plastic pineapple²". I may³ say:

"Without spiders we'd be overrun with flies, you wouldn't want that - believe me - you wouldn't, therefore your arachnophobia is illogical."

Basically I'm awesome®. Especially in shades®.


¹ My name is Stephen not Steven, and I just don't like being called "Steve". (Ok, it's snobby and presumptious, but at least I can admit it)
² The Pineapple only appears if the party is exceptionally good.
³ Subject to terms and conditions. Offer may vary. Only available at participating venues when the moon is full and I'm standing on my head. All rights reserved for future misinterpretation and leverage.

"Ste®", "Plastic Pineapple®", "I'm Awesome®" and "Especially in shades®" are all registered trade marks of the Ste.

I've posted 95 comments, 200 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 26 times.