
Orcas - they're just dolphins with attitude!After a few false starts in the mid-90s, now a bit late coming to regular(ish) clubbing, due to previous geographical randomness and unimaginative nature of friends, but now benefiting thanks to the influence of someone a bit younger and a lot wiser.

"I bought some really nice trousers on eBay. They is
well hardcore, with all pockets and straps and shit."I'm usually to be found dancing like a geography teacher at a 6th form disco (only with glow-sticks) in
Heaven, whenever me and my fiancée,
Clezzer, can make it - not enough to get jaded, but perhaps not enough to keep mundane reality at bay.

My woman - usually a bit more awake than this....
If you ever run into me taking a breather, try not mention the London Underground, 50-metre swimming pools, or old video recorders, otherwise you'll not get a word in edgeways!

Mmmm.... tunnels....I'm one of those evil people who works for the NHS, but isn't actually a doctor or a nurse. Just don't ask me where all the money's gone. Really, don't.

When Bagpuss goes wrong!The embarrassing reality of what else I do when not throwing shapes is
here. Well, they're the other things that keep me off the streets....

Get Your Sexy Name
I've posted , I've not posted in the live-chat yet, and I've been spotted 143 times.
Music I listen to: Club Classics, House, Hard House, Hard Trance, Trance, Techno