5 Facts about me: I am a Princess. I am a Sindy (cos Bean said so and she knows everything). I can't stay in. I love random facts aaaaaand Wastemaning is my only religion....Wha??!

One of my top 7 things to do is getting BANG ON IT and talking bollocks.....Sitting in a crack den talking sh!t with my friends and my Doo Doo (My partner in crime, Jordan to you lot!) is a well spent Sunday.....Getting messy in a club beforehand makes it even better OKAY?!

Glasses (the sillier the better) at least 1 wand and a prop box containing at least one peice of spiderman memorbilia are THE weapons of choice in the fight against growing up and leading a life your Daddy would be proud of, so get on it, terroise small kids and turn at least 2 people into toads each weekend...... oh yeah, you have to shout DOG three times too....(thats the magic word - Jake told me)

DOG DOG DOG!

Did you know it is illegal to carry chewing gum stuck to the end of your nose in Somalia? You do now!! Random facts are the best, ooooh yeah.

Oh yeah, and Chuck Norris taught me everything I know - SO FUCK OFFFFFFFF!!!! Fo' I round house kick yo' ass......Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!

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