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Well im as mad as a custard rubarbe fast as a cheater in an indian space suite n as bright as a pope in brighton sundoalooo. . .

Thats me above don't no why don't no when don't no how just is...Do i take drugs neva who said Neva not me. :P

I hold the world record for the number of apples under 4-inches circumference you can eat. This is part of the unofficial world records - ones Guinness won't allow you to know about because they are too pussy - because they don't like records which can damage you for life, you know, make you ill and that. Anyway, I ate 268 apples in one sitting in order to hold the record.

I shat stones for a week. Or that's how I remember it. But that was better than Mr Nyama who got really ill and started vomiting blood.
The thing about fish only having a four-second memory is a lie. My fish still remember me doing the world record - I know this because every time they see an apple they turn in the opposite direction. Even fish that weren't alive when I did the world record know to turn away.
If I could be anyone I'd either be me, or Mr Nyama. You should meet him, he's wicked. He's got the 5 inch record. But he won't tell me his first name.

I love playin on ma decks don't no what id do if i dint have them don't what id fill that masiv empty space with. DEMOS AVALIBLE JUST ASK :)

Music im into has gota be dirty NRG Filth its pure filth n thats just the way i like it if u ant bin to Shine @ OC's ur all missin out so get ya sen down there n stomp ya lil sox off

Love goin out at weekends places i go to the most are....The Emporium n Polysexual il be there givin it large n stopin all nyt only jst started and its addictive as fuk luv evry minuite of it if u see me stompin cum n say hi n av a stomp wiv me.....met loads of amazin ppl around places ive bin ya all sound as. n e way gona buzz ;)

Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces screw small animals and pick their noses.

You have a sexual IQ of 149

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Created by Bart King

ME N SHEARGOLD LUVIN IT LARGE!!!!!

Me N The Main Man Clarky

Me N The Dappa (Daves Dad)

Me N Drew (The Dance Academy)lol

Me N Kwerky (legend)

Who's That Over There Ooh ITs MR Daver The Raver

stacy the ravin loony stompa

Whooo Don't This Wall Feel Nice

I've posted 580 comments, 436 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 272 times.

Music I listen to: Dirty House, Deep House, Hard House, Hardstyle, Psy-Trance, Hardcore, Breaks, Jump Up Drum and Bass, UK Garage, Chillout / Leftfield

Places I visit: Birmingham, Sheffield, Leeds, Leicester, Nottingham, Lincoln

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Anti-Sheperd Harming Campain
this is a campain for all the people that hate sheperds pie EATERS

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Polysexual regulars group for discussing Polysexual line ups and nights out.

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SHINE @ Plug. A group for discussing SHINE parties

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The one and only page for people who get really f**ked off with RnB and the scum who listen to it!

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2258 photos! Pleasuredomes 21st Birthday Party in Association with Ravers Reunited @ Fantasy Island in Skegness (UK), Sat 06 Jun 2009
Music : All Music

2695 photos! B2T Presents... The Academy of Hard Dance! The Count Down Has Begun - Event 5!!! @ The Sanctuary in Birmingham (UK), Sat 04 Apr 2009
Music : Funky House, Electro House, Dirty House, Hard House, Hardstyle, Hard Trance and Hardcore

5505 photos! **Tidy @ Magna... The Homecoming!!** - 07/03/09 @ Magna Centre in Rotherham (UK), Sat 07 Mar 2009
Music : House and Hard Dance

1149 photos! fl4sh 40th Birthday Free Party @ Media in Norwich (UK), Sat 24 Jan 2009
Music : Hard Dance

2634 photos! Storm & Vicious Circle present: FRIGHT NIGHT prt. 2 - FRIDAY 31st October @ The Emporium in Coalville in Leicester (UK), Fri 31 Oct 2008
Music : Hard Dance

1877 photos! Storm presents: Tony De Vit... The Celebration! Fergie Pays Tribute To His Friend & Mentor Along Side Some Of The Fierce Rulin Trade DJs -In Association With The De Vit Family! @ The Emporium in Coalville in Leicester (UK), Sat 27 Sep 2008
Music : Hard Dance

580 photos! Resistance Presents - A PARTY WITH THE TIDY BOYS! @ The Engine Shed in Lincoln (UK), Fri 12 Sep 2008
Music : Hard Dance

2878 photos! **Tidy vs. Storm feat: Lisa Pin-Ups 'God Save The Queen' Tour** @ The Emporium in Coalville in Leicester (UK), Sat 28 Jun 2008
Music : Hard Dance

936 photos! Resistance Presents Battle of the Brands: STORM, RESISTANCE, XSTATIC & DEPRIVATION! @ The Engine Shed in Lincoln (UK), Fri 23 May 2008
Music : Hard Dance

498 photos! POLYSEXUAL Vs RESISTANCE FT: VICIOUS CIRCLE & DO NOT BEND! @ The Engine Shed in Lincoln (UK), Fri 25 Apr 2008
Music : Hard Dance

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