The Womatron[TM] is your ideal all weather clubbing companion. The Womatron offers huge amounts of dancing stamina and a complement of unique moves that need to be seen to believed!

Simply load in a few pints of the golden nectar and he's off - all night long! All dance moves can also be accompanied by the serious pout and/or a realistic sweating effect.
NOTE: Please wring out the T-Shirt into gutter prior to storage.

The Womatron[TM]

Other information about this product:

• The Womatron is a founder member of Team Pants-On-Head
• The Womatron likes curry, especially from the Tikka Raaz, 36 Downend Road, Downend, Bristol - 0117 9566680.
• "Womatron" is not the name given to him at birth. It's bastardised version of his surname given to him by a work colleague as some kind of off-the-cuff witty joke. It has stuck ever since.
• Womatron is pronounced "Woe-Mah-Tron" but he quite likes it when ladies from up north pronounce it more like "Wo-man-A-Tron", so please carry on.
• If you see the Womatron out and about and you just shout "Recognize!" at the top of your voice then that would probably be quite funny, if not a little strange.
• The Womatron spends far too much time on DSI writing stupid, childish, suggestive rubbish. But some people seem to like it.

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