Well, it took me the best part of 3 years to actually get myself on here so i really dont know how long it'll be till i decide to actually write anything decent in this little space!

Ok, Its been 2 months and ive got some sh!t to say now. I'm from sunny Maidstone in Kent which means i have to travel far and wide for a good night out cos there is just nothin that a clubber needs in this bloody town! Aside from my loyal friends back here in the Stone, I'm very much enjoyin meetin new people and going out with them. Big shout out and thanks to my boston crew - Nina, Sammie n bob - true legends :-D Shout out to Perkz (wyeras) - another legend and more crazy than even me haha!

Adding to this little blog i gotta give a shout out to the pompey crew, - Ash, Darren Scott and Ade
Do i even need to mention that i love tidy weekenders? Thought not! :-D They cant come round quick enough!...

Maybe i'll write more as time goes by......

And oh.. time has gone by and by and by...

How To Live in the StoneMouth

Yes guys, a simple and rather handy guide how to survive in Portsmouth or Maidstone or if you're at tidy. PLEASE take note because these rules do always apply and not following them carefully could end in tradegy.

Rule 1, it's ALWAYS woodys fault, however fucked you get, however stupid you look in a photo, blame woody, it works.

Rule 2, it's ALWAYS James' turn, never agree to do anything, this includes going to the shop (i even blagged him to get toilet roll) but especially skinning up.

Rule 3, NEVER lend carly your phone, you never know if the painters are in and this could mean YOUR phone is in danger, be aware of this one.

Rule 4, NEVER let nick know if you have any sort of drug on you, this could easily end in a caution.

Rule 5, Sundays are dress like a twat night.

Rule 6, if you CANT mix, then you MUST have a go, it really is entertaining.

There are plenty more i'm sure, please follow these 6 simple steps to a great time

From Front left... CJ, Ash, Carly, Andy, Me, Jamie, Rob, Phil and James

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