Good day, my phellow maniacs.

I'm Simon Beautiful. I'm Hardcore and I'm a Phuckup. Do you like the way I spelt Phuckup ? I work in a pharmacy. I hope to have loads of phun here. Meeting loads of new phriends. I enjoy gettin phucked on a regular basis and am addicted to the pheeling that a good mashing provides.


You can find me usually about with HTID Susie and Sweaty Bastard (cunt).


How many pairs of tights does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. (One to change the bulb and the other to hold the ladder...)



I am a black-belt in nothing and a slightly-washed-out-belt in Kung Jitsu. If you're in a spot of bother, you can count on Simon Beautiful to be not there. I actually suffer from being too muscular. my pecs are so large that they have inverted on themselves, giving me a skinny look.

Anyway, if you wanna chat bollox or evolution (Darwin's Theory) don't hesitate to message me.

I've posted 14 comments, 3 live chat messages, and I've been spotted 5 times.