You're all terribly wrong and I love you for it!
Much thankings and bodily fluids in your general directions!!
x

all donations of bodily fluids gratefully accepted, can you direct them more carefully rather than in my general direction please, feeling a little parched here...

you are wronger than all of us put together, which is why i love you more than cheesecake my little zombie disco muffcunt! xxx

it was an absolute pleasure having you both down for the weekend

it was hilarious (as always) and very wrong (as always)

hope to see you both soon

xxxxx

I forgot to say a BIIIIIG THANKYOUUUUUU to you Mark and to Marie, thanks for having my lurgy ridden corpse in your place all weekend, and thankyou for taking us shopping too! Twas muchos fun. Had a wicked weeknd and it was ace getting to know you better too.

Like I said you're welcome to stay with me any time you fancy a trip up north. Bane lives out in the sticks so it makes sense for you to be nearer town as I live close to the centre of Brum, plus he's an unreliable cunt, unlike me hahaha! xxx

plus he's an unreliable cunt,

pmsl...very true. but thats why we love him :o)

Like I said you're welcome to stay with me any time you fancy a trip up north

and we will definitely take you up on the offer...hopefully sooner rather than later

xx

and we will definitely take you up on the offer shitter

and we will definitely take you up on the offer shitter

can't wait! lube at the ready...

I'll bring one of my spare bottles when I come up next then! Plus the Virgin Mary of course!

Thank you both for coming down - had an awesome weekend even though I broke myself somewhat trying to stay awake on Sunday. :-S

xxx

Don't foget the Baby Jesus!

Sorry to hear you were broken babe, i feel exactly the same! I need to stop trying to stay awake when it's waaaaaay past what my body can handle, been doing this far too long and its seriously beginning to catch up with me.

hope you're feeling better lovelies xxx

I wasn't broken :p I usually am, but then again I slept some of Friday so that's why I wasn't as shattered as usual!

Was lovely spending the weekend with you guys :)

I wasn't broken.......prob because I left you guys to it

I really did mean to come back !

I really did mean to come back !

we know.... but you DIDNT!!!!


:oP

we know.... but you DIDNT!!!!

I was kidnapped by the old people