Yes, it’s back. The once in a life-time opportunity to play at London club Chew the Fat! without having to climb the ranks via years of taking requests in shitty DJ bars, playing to indifferent crowds of locals (who just want a quiet drink) and getting no money.

Instead, make us a brilliant, outstanding, original mixtape and you could find yourself being let loose to twiddle some knobs at The Arches, our state of the art 1200 capacity venue. For no money.

Well, you can’t have everything… Read on for entry details.


First check out our last winner’s mix by Frogs in Socks and catch them in our May video.

Excited? Then send us a CD of what you think would make a suitable warm-up on July 31st along with a tracklist, your name, DJ name (if different), e-mail and mobile contact details, to

Chew the Fat!,
Battersea Business Centre,
Unit 36, 99-109
Lavender Hill,
London,
SW11 5QL.

Unfortunately we don’t have time/can’t be arsed to listen to downloads.

The competition is open now and the winner will be announced a week before the event.

For the full details and links/downloads etc that I'm too lazy to put on here, click on this: thefatclub.com

cd en route

Nice one Dubsided - and good luck!

This was a fucking awesome mix in fairness :-D