Do you have what it takes to become a Flaunt Girl???

We're in search of gorgeous and glamorous promotion girls that are full of personality and enthusiasm to come and join the nations most glamorous club night.

However this will not only involve just the usual promo work i.e. just walking round handing out flyers and passes we want girls to come and join the team and help us in revealing our brand new approach for the Capital. Now we can't give too much away, but we can tell you that you will be bringing Edinburgh to a standstill.

If you feel that you had what it takes to really turn heads and get people talking then get applying now.

Please send a picture of yourself plus and little info about yourself & details on similar previous work (not essential) to george@clubflaunt.co.uk or alternatively contact a member of the Flaunt team on 07950 442387.

This is a great opportunity and we hope to hear from you soon.

The Flaunt Team

www.clubflaunt.co.uk

i can :S

hahahahaha good stuff, youre quality. bird i used to work beside showed us on a works night out, married with 3 kids in the middle of the street. classy bird from alloa.

my boyfriend get me to do it he finds it hilarious! but when u girl laughs while peeing standing up........not good!!!!

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hahahhahaahahahahaha wet shoes/feet lol.

watersports Ash?

lmao wet everything mate!!!

i think you know beefy too well hahahahhaa

great minds think alike

i do have a particulary great mind even though i say so myself.

men can pish standing up, very few women can.....

women can get the funnel things for pishin in urinals. dont think they work very well though. i reckon it just sprays pish everywhere and thats why mens toilet floors are always wet. certainly not me that does it. my aim is amazing.

she wee's mate, great idea for birds at festivals lol.

i hate pishy floors, its like that even at my work,. they dont have urinals so its loos and some cunts are too lazy and pish on the seat.

even worse shiting and no flushing dirty cunts leaving a log flume.

the mens toilets in studio 24 have really pishy floors its mingin!!

even worse shiting and no flushing dirty cunts leaving a log flume.

Theres some cunt keeps doing that at my work and theres only 6 of us in the office. im tepted to get forensics involved cause its horrible. theres a flat downstairs from our office and you can always smell what there cooking when you go into the toilet. Bit horrible - food mixed with toilet smell.

the mens toilets in studio 24 have really pishy floors its mingin!!

what you doing in the mens toilets lol?

i always use the mens there cos the girls are a nightmare u have to wait for ages and they get trashed after 30mins. In the mens u r in and out in 30 secs......no tunes missed!

i always use the mens there cos the girls are a nightmare u have to wait for ages and they get trashed after 30mins. In the mens u r in and out in 30 secs......no tunes missed!

wish i had a brass neck like that lol


mens toilet in there is rough like. always ken its rough toilet when you have to pish on the seat to clean it lol

what does that mean lol!!!!!!
i can pee standing up mind so that is no issue to me haha

is there such a thing?

what does that mean lol!!!!!!
Mr-Stroganoff said:
have to pish on the seat to clean it lol

i can pee standing up mind so that is no issue to me haha

Brass Neck kind of means guts, bottle, confidence etc,

Wish i could pee standing up.

haha! do u do sit down pees??!! Ru goin to puppy next friday beefy????

haha! do u do sit down pees??!! Ru goin to puppy next friday beefy????

Only when im very very drunk.


probs not. goin to newcastle with ma gf this weekend and will probs be skint after that. kind of stopped going out as want to stop the artificial enhancements and get too tempted when all ma m8s are doing it lol.

awww :( its my birthday weekend.

awww :( its my birthday weekend.

ah well, have a good one and watch out for the badgers.

infact its my wee sisters 21st that weekend. im fuckin useless need to get her a present. meant to be djin at it aswell. cant see hardcore breaks and techno going down well with my grandparents.