I believe these were some of the bastards who attacked me with their photo taking on the dance floor... motherfuckers...

You've never met me have you... have a read through my posts on the site and you'll see how your comment doesn't suit me.

I danced much of the night, and I am thoroughly supportive of everyone's photography... look at Simon400D was running around with £1000's worth of my kit taking Kodachrome Slides, yes SLIDES.. so there.

He had mine too... Borrowed my Cam.... then my fish eye.....


Did I actually get a photo of you ??

Such a pretty Camera! He waved it infront of me and said I could play with it...only to then inform me there was no film left :( what a cock tease...got me all excited for nothing!

Just as I got Golly all excited about me talking about needing to recharge my vagina, all this camera talk must be getting you all hot and flustered!


No one trusts me enugh with their equipment yet :( Yet the dirty ravers always ask if they can use my camera, DO THEY NOT KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLES BABIES?!

And no, don't think any of you crazy lot really got any photos of me, only Monsieur Suave!