Ok, well not everyone, just me. Most of these are aimed at me and clearly make me sound stupid and a little on the wrong side of the sunshine bus... however as I am feeling generous I will allow my current situation (which is actually situated in the middle of the sunshine bus - wearing a rainbow hat may I add) to provide you with the safe knowlegde that it indeed, COULD BE WORSE FOR YOU!!

I clearly am not short of brackets so here are a few more for your enjoyment and giggles. If you dont find this funny then you clearly are a miserable bitch (as Billy would say) ()()()()() (They are your brackets by the way)

Anyway! To the point................ some giggles at my expense because whilst everyone else is taking the piss out of me today, I want to join in too!

0.5. Turnip, Billy and Lou all sat in a taxi. Lou is last in and has the very responsible job of closing the door. The driver was giving her instructions on how to close said door. Wasnt working. Queue a scream from Lou to her father (who was stood across the road, up the garden path and actually in the house) "daaaaaaad!!!". Dad actually comes out!!!! Taxi driver gets out and slams the door.

1. On discussing the locking of the door sitution:
Dad: Are you gonna bother with keys tonight?
Me: Duno, depends if he's gonna be there or not
Dad: WTF?

2. Billy being a greedy barstool and stealing Turnips pitcher in the pub
Turnip: get your sloppy chops off my jug!!!!!
(lol!!)

3. In the car about to leave Westfest
Chris: Lou can you move that flyer from under my windscreen wiper on your side?
Lou: *attempts to reach through the glass* and says "ouch"

4. In the car at the services
Chris: Lou are you getting out or staying in?
Lou: *looks around* yes i need a wee... how do I get out?
Lou: pls ignore what you just heard

5. In the car on the way home
Chris: *has one hand on the wheel, whilst one hand plays with his hair (NB Head hair)*
Lou and Turnip: bursts into a chant of IM A LITTLE TEAPOT!
(very much a have-to-be-there moment)

6. A phone conversation with a friend in which we were debating which yogurts pots would be most useful for skis (if we were midgets of course). I still settle with "I will use fruit corner skis so I can leave my bits and bobs in my fruit basket.

7. Chatting about my dark haired dark skinned "friend" having a baby with a Turkish man
Lou: Yeah shes half Turk, but the Dad did a runner apparently.
Dad: And a blonde Turkish baby at that!!!!!!
Mum: Bet it wasn't even a Turk.
Lou: Well as the rhyme at school went: "Nina, Nina, Nina from Heanor, Everybody has been inbetween her.
Dad: Poor child.
(thats probably not gona be funny, if you knew my dad it would be)

8. 2 hrs later Turnip had STILL not finished writing her text. Earlier in the day Chris accussed Lou of living in a Barn after leaving the car door open several times.
Lou: I reckon you and me, Turnip, should never ever live on a boat together.
Turnip: Why not?
Lou: Well with my leaving doors open, the water would get in and you would never actually send the Mayday, therefore, we would die. Thats why.
Turnip. Oh.

8. Billy lying down reading Ravin Eye
Lou: Are you sleepy?
Billy: No im reading the ravin eye
Lou: oooh get you and your college eductaion.
(hmmmm?)

Back at mine after Westfest (baring in mind I am clearly the easy target today as not only were my friends Billy, Turnip and Chris being abusive but my own flesh and blood by name of Mum and Dad were joining in to!!!!!) several insults and a shattered and bleeding emotional heart later, My personal favourite:

Mum: I really like your outfit, your starting to get the figure of Maryln Monroe. She was curvy and seen as a sex icon
Me: But I look nothing like Maryln Monroe!
Mum: Well no of course you dont, Marilyn Monroe is dead!
Queue Billy, Turnip, Chris, Mum and Dad wetting themselves blatently taking advantage of my battered emotional state and fragile fragile self :(

I am only sharing this because at this moment in time i find the whole thing rather amusing. Tomorrow I'll wonder, as with most, what the fuk was i on about??

Anyways, thats the end of my totally pointless post.

Im off to clean my sunshine bus.

PS as per my total loss of recalling the phrase "text message" I had to refer to my texts as Written Phonecalls. This is so going to be the in thing you know... Every cool person will use it. Standard.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wuld Have Actualy Paid 2 See That Happen!

Its a good job I can laugh at myself really... everytime I think of this (which is actually quite a lot today) I start laughing!! What a 'tard!

My lip is well swolen from me nearly chewing right through it... good job I had my phone on me ey?!

I know, you'd tell yourself off for chewing your phone, then 5 seconds later start doing it again! And so the cycle went on...

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i dont think westfest played any part in you been stupid lou <3

Not really, funny as fuck the fact that you started a text message, I went to sleep for how long and woke up to your news that you still hadnt finished the text?!?!?!!?

whats even better, is i didnt actually recieve the message till this afternoon

WHAHAHA poor Turnip fancy her rushing it like that :-p

hence why we shall never live on a boat together.


seeing as you are sharing your love today il pretend you didnt say that

i share my love everyday, just only special people get to recieve it.

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This wil be etched in my memory forever.

memorys mean so little, get a tattoo and il be a little impressed :O)

You crease me up frootloop!! Wicked!! haha

froot you are a crazy gal arent ya?? lol xx

Mish how are you babes? xx

still in bloody recovery from the mess i ended up in after west fest lol
funny as fluff though

so hows you??? been playing anywhere good??? xx

Im really good hun!! Im playing up in Leeds in 2 weeks time... fancy coming out for it?? lol :) Still plan on popping up and seeing you anyway just been hilariously busy with my job!! You around for a chat later or something?? xx