1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Men Stay Safe!!!!

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

I Like this one

Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

PMSL :-)

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

I Like this one

Only because you use it a lot...

Only because you use it a lot...

Bloody cheek !!

Robbie and jo are very obviously in different rooms!!!! go on robbie she wouldn't hit a man with glasses would she?????? PMSL

Nail on the head...lmao!

pmsl havent laughed like that in ages......but hey ya right its all bloody true.....:0)

Robbie and jo are very obviously in different rooms!!!! go on robbie she wouldn't hit a man with glasses would she?????? PMSL

Wouldn't I

Time to get a new wench Robbie! ;)

(May regret that but at leat I don't wear glasses)

Time to get a new wench Robbie! ;)

I think so,,, especially after the last bruise she gave me.....

(May regret that but at leat I don't wear glasses)

Good job, because you would look like Eddie from Bottom,



But it can be arranged,,,, " Uncle Mark I got a job for ya!!!! "

Anyway, what a way to start the GH Ibiza tour with a shiner from Missus Styles

Get in!!!

Anyway, what a way to start the GH Ibiza tour with a shiner from Missus Styles

Get in!!!

I ask her to do you one & she won't even charge you for it..... LOL

yer cool

No donkey punching though

No donkey punching though

It will be stylish, don't worry Ian LOL

t will be stylish, don't worry Ian LOL

Can't get much more stylish than a Donkey Punch lol

Men Stay Safe!!!! Robbie Styles, look what you have turned this into ! lol

You leave our Robbie alone ... Solidarity 'n' all that .... Even if he does get Sunpat on the sheets :-)

just tell me when you want it done robbie!!!

lol

Thought you may of at least got a man to do it Robbie! Mind you, Ibiza has left me skint also :D