Now we have all had at least one bad sexual experience where at the time you either thought fuck no not me please !!! or thought omfg what the fuck is he/she doing ...........or better still looked and thought what the fuck is that?!?!?!

i want to hear them to c`mon lets get them down

I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick and tired of guys panting and saying,
"YOU LIKE THAT???Yeaah, I bet you do."
or even worse.

"Are you cumming yet?"


Felt sorry for one bugger though. Me and my friend and his friend and some random chick he picked up the other day ended up watching Beowulf (horrible movie) then heading back to my friend's house. He ended up shagging the girl who later ended up to be a nutter (she threw peanut M&Ms at me). Why? Wanted to make me jealous. I wasn't. :S

Then I ended up shaggin' his friend ...who had a small penis. Almost had a laughing attack but was so horny I went with it.
And believe me, shagging in a closet is NOT very easy when you're the short one and the guy's a tall one.

Then I believe the nutter girl ended up shagging my friend's roommate.

Class story

OK here goes.... Me n my mate took two lads back to her sisters and we were all getting down to it in the bedroom and half way thru my mates mam (she didn't live there was just visiting) walked in bedroom and started lecturing us about using condoms... didn't know whether to laugh or cry, just wanted her out of the room so we could finish... needless to say the moment was kinda spoiled after that..... defo not the worst but bad enough at the time!! (scarred for life..lol)

I once woke up next to a lesbian who was disgusted at the thought that we were shagging the nite before. She wasnt much to look at either

ok ok i have had a thought and decided to share..

i once had a one night stand with my hip hop dance instructor.. i cant dance for shit and i only went to one class cuz i fancied the pants off him. anyways went over to his place for some u know what, he was good in bed and all but (omg this is sooo weird??!) when he came he shouted, and i mean shouted!! like ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!! we had sex 3 times and he did it all 3 times!! i was actually trying to hold in laughter the whole evening. i have no idea why it was, but i was laughing about it for about a week after. needless to say i didnt take his calls after that night!! hmmmm

LOL luvvs etttt, anyone noticed that the author of the thread is yet to share some embaressment? :D
c'mon sweets wheres the comedy ^_^

lol yea sweetie were all waiting!! ;0) xxx

anyone noticed that the author of the thread is yet to share some embaressment? :D
c'mon sweets wheres the comedy ^_^

Do you know what? i actually cant comment because im such a fucking angel ive only ever had 4 sexual partners and cant fucking complain about any of them !!!! How gutting for ya :P


Oh apart from this one time ............ nah !!!!

wow sweetie im impressed ;0)

wow sweetie im impressed ;0)

lol thats about right =0)

My mate banged this girl and the condom broke and he carried on,
didn't think to menton it, she was a rotter so he ignored her as men do,
two weeks later we're out in a club in Brighton, SLAP! She slaps him and screams
"why didnt you tell me it broke i found half a condom up me a week later"!!

Poor girl, to top it off he stole 12 cans of stella from her fridge on his way out
(about 5 minutes after he blew his beans) came home cracked one open and told
everyone she was a shit fuck.

Nice guy....

oh dear...

this story just confirms how many lovely men there are out there!!

why didnt you tell me it broke i found half a condom up me a week later"!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA
AHAHA

Poor girl, to top it off he stole 12 cans of stella from her fridge on his way out
(about 5 minutes after he blew his beans) came home cracked one open and told
everyone she was a shit fuck.

That's horrible.
D:

Acid spunk, tell us urs!!!!! *gets comfy

*gets the feeling chilli knows something we dont* ^_^

init lol