Well if it isnt Madess blondey chick 1 with madder still blondey chick 2 Yaaaaaaaaaa Hoooooooooooo

...AND WHAT A LOVELY PAIR.....they make! ;-)

Ya YA . and how muchuth they gropeth each otheruth. Could they beuth from the small town of lesbaineuth??????????????????
Who nosuth...........

Ahhh.....Lesbianeuth, renowned for it`s rugs and munchings.
`Tis verily a place of loneliness for a travelling Knight and his trusty Squire. I am from the Shire of Wilt and we have no such damsels in this realm, for `tis a Cathedral City and broacheth not such goings-on.

For sure they shalt be burned at the stake if discovered by our Bitch-Finder General...after a damned good flogging and a few pokes with the trusty Bodkin. Crispy-critters they are for sure.

(Tickets are already on sale at good outlets thoughout our fair City at 7 Groats per head)

u lot r crazy! but must make sence in some land....

u lot r crazy! but must make sence in some land


Tis not the fact we iseth all crazy it is the crazyeth worldeth we live ineth nowadayseth fair maideneth.
7 Groats soundz a goodeth priceeth to meeth shireeth of wiltshireeth,I hopeeth there will beeth a bitcheth findereth there on the 6theth otherwiseeth we will haveeth to nominateth somebodyeth to do the evileth deedeth.

Who nosuth

Somebody must nosuth surelyeth ? ?

hopeeth there will beeth a bitcheth findereth there on the 6theth otherwiseeth we will haveeth to nominateth somebodyeth to do the evileth deedeth.

Fear thee not small roundeth surf, for my Bodkin is polished and poised at the ready.

`Tis but a small prick I am told..........but `twill serve to oust the serving wenches!

wotz all this talk of wenches and bitches... I know you're all just jealous. She has the most squeezable pair I repeatedly have the pleasure of squeezing... Lucky me eh? I only get away with it because I'm her boyfriends sister!! Keep it in the family I say. Oh, and as for your Bitch finder general... He won't take us alive so there will be no blonde kababs in Salisbury any time soon. Love Sheila and my stress balls on legs is Dionne.

woops! i dont think i signed out of ur computer shelia when i used it last! but good to hear ur giving the crazys as much as they give! er... yeh... i know what i mean! it is sunday after all....

Oh, and as for your Bitch finder general... He won't take us alive

Less resistance that way!! LoL

Ah ha my merry men!!! Yes drinketh have your fill, divuldge in pleasureable thoughts of the beautiful lesibaneuth!! But yet do not forget our destiny our "VISION" We must take the chance to gather in many, far and yonda and pay respect to THE CHAPEL for if thou had not created our placeth of worship, the first friday of every month.(NEXT ONE OCT 6th) we may not ever have seen such a fair sight in all the land. Go forth my men prosper maketh true the VISION! lead the people to our place of worship and refuge, forget thyn worries drink be merry and FEEL ALIVE with TRANCETH vibe

Less resistance that way


AHHHH the good old days ;0)



Ah ha my merry men!!! Yes drinketh have your fill, divuldge in pleasureable thoughts of the beautiful lesibaneuth!!


Dont need telling that twice lol...

But yet do not forget our destiny our "VISION" We must take the chance to gather in many, far and yonda and pay respect to THE CHAPEL (8 squid) for if thou had not created our placeth of worship, the first friday of every month.(NEXT ONE OCT 6th) we may not ever have seen such a fair sight in all the land.

*VISION* is with us always and in our hearts groweth strongeth.As i was venturing out across the fields in my horseth and carteth today i posted lots of fliers in garages,record shops and in all the places party peopleth go and worship i only have about 30 left what you gaveth me.
The word of the great *VISION* night`s has been passed out into the big wide world of Somerset+Dorset and to infinity and beyondeth.

So,hear thee,hear thee,The Chapel has began it`s journey into proper dance clubland may the word spread like thrush from the village slapper and may it not be as smelly or as itchyeth......


FEEL ALIVE with TRANCETH vibe

I can see that being a line for Mc Gravity to spread the word forth outward with ;o)

Anyways back to the lesbaineuth bit,all i will say on the matter is that shiela has got incredibly small hands and does`nt know how to control them sometimes,as when they get coldeth she needs to tuck them in somewhere warmeth (o)(o) lol......

when they get coldeth she needs to tuck them in somewhere warmeth (o)(o) lol......

Twas a wise choice, for `tis possible to warm both hands and feet in a pair of breasticles so generously proportioned.

Frostbite can be really nasty.

if ya lose ya gloves come and warm them in my jugs ............... hee hee hee x

if ya lose ya gloves come and warm them in my jugs


Rofl :O) need damn big hands for that dionne.
Dave must be able to warm both in one and he has huge hands he he:O)))

hellooooooooooooooooo ya mad one.hee hee that made i laugh.xx

laugh laugh i almost pissed my pants. mad i might be but i f..in luvs it dont i.....Yaaaaaaaaaaa