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I'm writing it up now for your perusal as part 4. Would I dare dangle a carrot ?

A carrot or your carrot?

How many times do I have to tell you. I'm not ACTUALLY ginger. It's just that awful club lighting.

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Don't drag them into this. She's just a facilitator. I dictate the style and have it exactly to my design. It looks good when it's not photo'd. Honest.

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Served.

' I guess Italian women aren’t quite liberated enough yet to simply tell guys to fuck off'

Of course they are!!! I think she was just being polite, or scared.

Or even more horrifically, maybe just maybe she thought I was cute.

I know, I'm going to wash my fingers in bleach for even suggesting such a thing.

Back to the gimp box.

Cool article Jack.

Keep em coming.

How many parts are you doing altogether?

That will be the last one. I'm probably going to do a Bora Bora one but that will be off my own back.

coolio.

Glad u like man. Cheers for the support.

No probs mate, keep it up.

:-)

are you moving aside for others to have a shot? how very unselfish of you...

nice work Jack!!!

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Jack... respect where it's due, outstanding examples of creative writing and great reporting (especially from one so specific and descriptive of his surroundings - as an article should be). Jack has the unique skill of writing about Duluxe Paint and making it sound interesting and in turn making you want to read about it, regardless.

In two words - fucking brilliant.