Okay guys,

So last year, we asked you to post up your best blag for the Creamfields doorman to let you in. This year, our awesome friends at Cream are giving you the chance to take 5 mates VIP to Cream @ Amnesia, Ibiza on a date of your choosing. Saving you and your mates nearly £500 off door entry for one of the best VIP views offered in clubland!!


This time we play complete role reversal, and put you in the shoes and clobber of the power-trippy doorman!

So forget the blags! This time we want you to come up with the best reason that you as a doorman might decide to turn a clubber away. Our favourite one will be getting our super-amazing prize!!!

Rules:

- Our decision is final
- If two people say the same comment, the one that posted first will win
- You must be able to get to Amnesia, ibiza on your chosen night, and the offer only applies to a Cream event.
- To access the VIP area in Amnesia, you have to be decently dressed. No three-quarter-lengths or shorts, and you must be IN the venue before 1am
- We may add any rules at any time

So let the games begin!!

Doorman: Sorry, but there's no way you can come in here.
Woman: Why ever not?
Doorman: We don't allow animals in the club I'm afraid.
Woman: This is my boyfriend though!
Doorman: I was talking to your boyfriend.

Doorman: you can't come in

Peaches Geldof: Don't You know who I am?

Doorman (shouting the whole queue): Does anybody know who this is because she's forgotten

Queue: *snigger*

Peaches Geltwat leaves in a huff

True story

Drunk Woman: I wanna come in!

Doorman: Sorry, its over 21's only

Drunk Woman: But i'm 28?

Doorman: IQ darlin'

Doorman Sorry no entry to the club I am sick of telling you!!!!

Clubber Fine I will go home and get changed AGAIN!!!!!

Doorman For the 20th time tonight...it's not what your wearing it is just your GOD DAMN funny looks....you could streak naked down the steet and you still aint coming in the place darling!!!!

Clubber How BLOODY rude :-(

When will we know if we have won tickets????
I go in 5 weeks and so cant wait now!!!! These tickets would so make it extra special!!!!!! :-)

Any more funny incidents to be put up yet???

I am trying to have a think of something really witty and VERY funny!!!

Have I won yet??????
Please tell me.....cos everyone has gone quiet on here lol :-)

i think you killed um with your jokes.

THANKS!!!!!!
They werent that bad....worn em out maybe lol

I am going to start telling more JOKES soon.....who has won tickets?? :-)
It is end ot the Ibiza seasonfor Cream in 5 weeks..... and I am out there wooooooo

FFS tell us.

ive invited Jason back to the thread, just incase.

LOL @ Jason ignoring this thread.

Doorman: Sorry, not to night mate.
Man: Why ever not?
Doorman: your that Jason-DSI fella arnt ya.
Man: i am!
Doorman: yeah sorry but ive had a lot of people saying you run competitions and then never return to finish it.
Man: oh fuck.
Doorman: too late now mate tonights the closing party
Crowd: thats that jason-DSI fella lynch him.

No I am not really.....I have out enough on now......I think we are NEVER going to know!!!!

COme on Jason.......Please let us know if this is still running or not......I go all E\XCITED about this thread......in between having hospital appointments and treatment!!!!

This would have made it an extra special holiday for me and mates, as one of my other mates that is going has just had surgery aswell!!!!

JUST TELL US WHO THE BLOODY WINNER IS LOL :-)

Jason,

You are having a right laugh at us mugs now....for believing you actually had tickets for us!!!!! :-(

Not where's wholly.....where's Jason!!!!!

" no monsters...your face errrr offends my mirror!"

ha ha classic!

No news yet? I fly out on Wednesday, would be willing to share the tickets ;-) lol