Hello my friends,we at Sexual Allstars HQ would like to invite you and your friends and family and pets and neighbors to the bloody Boiler room this Friday for a sweaty slice of exceptionally high quality 'freaking out'.
Beaming in from that space ship off of Moonraker will be breakbeats answer to 'Jaws' from the same film-the gargantuan SPECIMEN A (Funkatech records), although instead of tryin to kill James Bond they will be smacking the living shit out of the dancefloor instead (although hopefully they will still cop off with some blonde at the end),you would quite literally be a fool to miss them.

Joining them will be the equally deadly DJ Joebot (Oddjob),resident at legendary breaks night Spectrum and Marc Reck (erm probably Scaramanga,sans third nipple) currently making quite a name for himself with sets at the Antiworld festival and City Breaks amongst others,Mark is one to watch out for in 2007.

Not forgetting those wondeful chaps Frankidred & Dani C from the Custard factorys secret weapon Funkatronic,
filthy D'n'B from the devastatingly handsome DJ Pace,
verbalism from MC Brink and Percussion from Mr Drummond (what Willis was talkin about),
all smothered in healthy dose of stupid dancefloor juice by the sexual allstars themselves,this night is probably going to be 'phat', and if rumors are to be believed,almost definately 'sick', so why not come down and get mash up?
Cos not only is this a true B-boy line up for the open minded clubber,its also

ONLY £3 BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND A FIVER AFTER!

but wait

ALL BOTTLES ARE ONLY £1.50,AND ALL SHOTS ARE £1 BEFORE MIDNIGHT!,WITH MORE OFFERS AFTER 12!

and

IF YOUR COMIN FROM EITHER SELLY OAK OR MOSELEY IN A TAXI FROM CROWN CARS,THEY WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU THE SAME PRICE TO THE BOILER AS THE CITY CENTRE-AND ON THE WAY HOME!

plus

WE HAVE GENUINE OLD PEOPLE FASHIONING US A LOVELY BUFFET,JUST IN CASE YOU FEEL PECKISH!

additionally

FREE INSECT CLUB FOR INSECTS!(although this is a work in progress, mainly dependant on us finding a large glass dome and some insects)!

So,are you comin or what? might as well if you were arsed to read all that....

CONTACT Steve (Lopan) 07877780399
myspace.com/thesexualallstars
djlopan@yahoo.co.uk

PLEASE TELL EVERYONE!-THIS IS GONNA KNOCK LESSER NIGHTS INTO A COCKED HAT! (ALTHOUGH PROBABLY NOT LEZZA NIGHTS,THEY ROCK)

oh tommorow downt cha know


looking forward to this got some lovely new bits!

Lets get it the fuck on!!

I'm only coming if you've got pineapple and cheese on sticks!!!

Yeeaaahhhhhhhhhhh. :o) Your emails always make me laugh out loud =) Save us some tucker ;)

shaaaba


see you tonight kids

This party was sweet

indeed had good fun, but feeling the effects rather

the missus had to go to work at 8am! harsh :(

Fucking ace night. Sayso is an assassin. Lopan is a pirate. And I'm scared of number-stealing shapeshifters off the telly

>;-/

Yeah top party boyz. How mashed were some people in there !!

And how many photos did you take Ant!! :)

ow mashed were some people in there !!

fuckin ay!

lots and lots and lots and lots. ha-haaaaa. Class night, roll on the next one.

Wow, the rumors were true. This party was Phat as Well as sick!! Plenty of hot foreign chick's too...Result!

Wow, the rumors were true. This party was Phat as Well as sick!! Plenty of hot foreign chick's too...Result!

Amazing, excatly what i was thinking! :)