Well I never!!! We're back to bring you a heavenly dose of hellish breaks in the style that only we can.

Rockfall and City Breaks under one roof.......it'll be something of a phenomenum.

Full info is on the flyer image so I won't waste anybody's time by reiterating it here....I'll just say that those of you that have been to these events previously know damn well what we do is special. Spread the word and spread the love. This bitch is gonna kick you right where it hurts.

Who's up for it?

hmmmm, I'm not convinced......Mr Reck, this is all your doing so please explain to me how this works!!!!

Golly gosh.....it IS a news item!!

(apologies to those who have had this repeated on them!!!!!!!)

This is the News!!

nice on dave

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Hello my friends,we at Sexual Allstars HQ would like to invite you and your friends and family and pets and neighbors to the bloody Boiler room this Friday for a sweaty slice of exceptionally high quality 'freaking out'.
Beaming in from that space ship off of Moonraker will be breakbeats answer to 'Jaws' from the same film-the gargantuan SPECIMEN A (Funkatech records), although instead of tryin to kill James Bond they will be smacking the living shit out of the dancefloor instead (although hopefully they will still cop off with some blonde at the end),you would quite literally be a fool to miss them.

Joining them will be the equally deadly DJ Joebot (Oddjob),resident at legendary breaks night Spectrum and Marc Reck (erm probably Scaramanga,sans third nipple) currently making quite a name for himself with sets at the Antiworld festival and City Breaks amongst others,Mark is one to watch out for in 2007.

Not forgetting those wondeful chaps Frankidred & Dani C from the Custard factorys secret weapon Funkatronic,
filthy D'n'B from the devastatingly handsome DJ Pace,
verbalism from MC Brink and Percussion from Mr Drummond (what Willis was talkin about),
all smothered in healthy dose of stupid dancefloor juice by the sexual allstars themselves,this night is probably going to be 'phat', and if rumors are to be believed,almost definately 'sick', so why not come down and get mash up?
Cos not only is this a true B-boy line up for the open minded clubber,its also

ONLY £3 BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND A FIVER AFTER!

but wait

ALL BOTTLES ARE ONLY £1.50,AND ALL SHOTS ARE £1 BEFORE MIDNIGHT!,WITH MORE OFFERS AFTER 12!

and

IF YOUR COMIN FROM EITHER SELLY OAK OR MOSELEY IN A TAXI FROM CROWN CARS,THEY WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU THE SAME PRICE TO THE BOILER AS THE CITY CENTRE-AND ON THE WAY HOME!

plus

WE HAVE GENUINE OLD PEOPLE FASHIONING US A LOVELY BUFFET,JUST IN CASE YOU FEEL PECKISH!

additionally

FREE INSECT CLUB FOR INSECTS!(although this is a work in progress, mainly dependant on us finding a large glass dome and some insects)!

So,are you comin or what? might as well if you were arsed to read all that....

CONTACT Steve (Lopan) 07877780399
myspace.com/thesexualallstars
djlopan@yahoo.co.uk

Im going to hell arent I?
sorry

Its not spam its spicy ham

You certainly are Lopan

threadjacking is not allowed dude

Im going to hell arent I?

Hey Boogster, you coming out to play tonight? We miss you when you're not there!!!!

Buds in btw

a news item called i can make this a news item! :o) I meant try ticking the news box on the post you already done..

Its a tightrope this dsi innit!

Lopan you cheeky monkey ;)

whats goin on with the hijack?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
i'll do us a write up with web links and all that jazz tomorow