I prefer this one too. Very........artistic!? x

I think I should start my own cleaning service ;) x

Actually thinking about getting a cleaner for the new flat, hmmmm x

lol

Pri you sexy cleaning laydeee!

The more you pay the less I wear ;) x

i got a fiver

I'm currently wearing 5 sweaters, 12 trousers and a house coat...

that must be most uncomfortable for you and highly unpracticle for every day life

I feel like a sumo wrestler!

i can probably stretch to a 20. try and get a couple of pairs of trousers off at the least for safety reason.going up stairs could be most dangerous

Thats more like it!

The more you pay the less I wear ;) x

Money!!!????

Can I pay in you kind? x

(by kind I mean full penetrative sex)

Defeats the whole object of my cleaning service, and would create twice the mess x

hot babe!!

Defeats the whole object of my cleaning service, and would create twice the mess x

I will clearly have to examine your employment contract for details of these, quite frankly, 'spoilsport' small-print clauses. I don't want to have to re-evaluate your terms & conditions but I believe my methods and ideas can, at worst, only result in repeat business x

hot babe!!

Thank you :)



will clearly have to examine your employment contract for details of these, quite frankly, 'spoilsport' small-print clauses. I don't want to have to re-evaluate your terms & conditions but I believe my methods and ideas can, at worst, only result in repeat business x

This will teach you to read contracts thoroughly before you sign them. Luckily, I may be persuaded to re-negotiate the terms x

p.s. cheapskate ;)

I may be persuaded to re-negotiate the terms

I am glad that the views of Sancho Trample Holdings Ltd have been publicly noted here! On this basis we confirm an interest in your new market venture and hope to pro-actively find the best route to further this proposed partnership.

Once the amended paperwork has been returned we will expect a brief trial run to be held at Sancho Trample Mansions where you will be strenuously tested with performance and stamina related tasks. This will be recorded in the form of a rating system to qualify your suitability for future employment.

I trust this covers everything? x

Excellent. Uniforms are on order. Have your people call my people to arrange a meeting in order to go through the finer details and requirements.

We look forward to doing business with Sancho Trample Holdings Ltd x

The boots, the boots. Can't believe you've still got them!! x

The boots, the boots. Can't believe you've still got them!! x

At the moment they currently work out at about £100 a year.. the longer I keep them, the better I can justify purchasing them in the first place ;) x