Hello you dirty little muskateers, I'm a dirty chav funker from the bomb site known as Coventry! Not the best city for nightlife, only a few decent places to go, find myself banging one out in the corner of Dogma Bar at the minute, the ONLY place in Coventry where you can crack one off while listening to Dirty Gary Glitter. Into most kinds of men, specially love Dirty Filthy Horrible Nasty Disgusting men from Wyken lol and Funky hair rugs.

Other decent places to go in Coventry are few and far between, we have the toilets by the ring road, usually big name doggers each week, but there strict on who they let in now days, My mums, you gotta love what shes done with the place, feel good funky vibe going on down her pants, and in the summer its THE place to be, with an outdoor heated patio area, its buzzing! Rainbows can be a half decent night out if you dont mind waiting half an hour for a tug, listening to commercial music, and pushing hard against crowds of nice chavs just to make your way to the dancefloor, wich you aint even allowed drinks on!!!!!!

Other places where I frequently visit just out of bad habbit is the clinic (Cheese & Chavs) and the Coventry Council House wich is rubbish really, got a sticky floor and is full of underage non funkers!

If i'm after a real good night out I'll jump on a some randoms arse and stay out til 8am in Chic aka Kudos! Fuckin excellent club! The reason why I love DOGGIN!!!!!

If you see me out and reconise me from this site say hello and I'll probo get my picture took with you and pout cuz Ive JUST BEEN FILLED!!!!! lol