Hey everyone, was at sophistifunk on sat after warming the night up at sportsters next door (by this i ment was in with my mates drinking not dj-ing!). Music was quite average i would say and the beatchmatching wasn't too great. The good looking girls were not up 4 any fun whatsoever with any of us guys, they were quite stuck up aswell. The djs in city seem pretty bored and non-enthusiastic. John Maclean who djs in sportsters on fridays is much better.

Wee re-vamp of the original text as i felt like a ned when re-reading this 2 years on. Why did i speak in text language ?! I feel like i've out-grown the bumstinger image now...about time too!

Well eddie how come no1 knew about the dynacord cobra soundsyatem eh??

yeh they are the same beeds but u only used them coz u couldn't satisfy her properly with your little man

well how come? well how come? i dont give a shit to be honest! your full of shit wee man lol

kevs cock cld bring a tear to a glass eye leave his huge manhood alone!!

Exactly you've ran out of comebacks!! no1 believed me that the cobra existed and tried slagging me for it but who was right in the end.....ME!!

Kev is a fuckin cock!!

nope your a cock jockey mate no one cares about your pishy sound system cant you see that now go play with the buses like a nice 12 year old

THIS THREAD RULES!

Everyone say PANTS MOUSTACHE!

Who wants to feel my COCKYNESS?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I finish work in half an hour, this bull chat topic seems to be doing the job of keeping me occupied at my desk till 6. WOOHAA!

Exactly you've ran out of comebacks!! no1 believed me that the cobra existed and tried slagging me for it but who was right in the end.....ME!!

Because you said it was a "Kobra" not a Dynacord and frankly no one's interested in how big your boss's sound system is. This is supposed to be about Sophistifunk. You're making a total fool of yourself, if you have ambitions to start DJing in Edinburgh you're going about it the wrong way bud, most of the promoters in Edinburgh come on this forum and I can assure you sectarian abuse isn't really taken too kindly to.

yeh they are the same beeds but u only used them coz u couldn't satisfy her properly with your little man

Oh the banter's pure gallous so it is....

I expected a comebacka little better than that I waited ages at my desk, you're the only reason I'm still at work mate

OK round 2.....You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, I've actually seen you (when I was staying in yer mum's room of course) go out into the back garden and take bits of shit, put them on a piece (no butter cos that would ruin it) and really eat that shit sandwich like it was an ice cream

OK babe your turn!!!!

mmmmm yeh what pish sound system costs £27000 u arsehole!!!

yeh u could maybe join me and get hit by 1 or 2 of them!!

Yip great entertainment here gregsta!

shame you havnt got your decks handy we could have had a real laugh

emmmmmmmm, pants moustache where u get that from gregory...........i pm'd ya back hun, really need to go to work now so will catch up wit kev kickin ass 2moro!
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I'll meet all of you outside in the bike sheds after school and we can have square goes?

As for the sectarian abuse......I choose to ignore it.

Had it my whole life from tools like him and never bothered me then and I aint biting to it now

Oh yeah and as for my manhood......check the pics ha ha

Cheers for the vote of confidence JJ....love you xx

OK round 2.....You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, I've actually seen you (when I was staying in yer mum's room of course) go out into the back garden and take bits of shit, put them on a piece (no butter cos that would ruin it) and really eat that shit sandwich like it was an ice cream

mmm thanx for that image - its nearly dinner time!!!

bike sheds werwent used for square goes gregory, n id watch him, ppl from the pans bite! heehee, just the way i like it ;)
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square goes

hahaha the memories are coming flooding back!!! :-)

Yeh i have them right next 2 me...could have fun with me playing wheels on the bus go round and u getting run over!! sorry mr queer i aint gna look at ur gay pics!!

mmm thanx for that image - its nearly dinner time!!!

Apologies for my crass behaviour m'lady......I'm just bored x

hes 12 i tell you

sorry mr queer i aint gna look at ur gay pics!!

But they're really pretty!!! xx