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I'd Give Them Both A Couple Of Squirts Each To Be Perfectly Honest!

Well if you shoot over Loaded, Nuts, Zoo Etc

I'd Give Them Both A Couple Of Squirts Each To Be Perfectly Honest!

Why Do You Begin Every Word With A Capital Letter?

Why Do You Begin Every Word With A Capital Letter?

I do that too its because i'm illitirate

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Why Do You Begin Every Word With A Capital Letter?

celshaw if you was my school teacher, i would have raided the prozac cabinat within days

celshaw if you were my school teacher, i would have raided the prozac cabinet within days


Robert Please look at your Grammer

Funny As Fuck

Robert Please look at your Grammer

Funny As Fuck

i know i did it on purpose


i need a smack on the bottom

miss celshaw please put that stick away

oh the agony of it

Why Do You Begin Every Word With A Capital Letter?

Because I Feel like It If Its Okay With You Mom?

Because I Feel like It If Its Okay With You Mom?

Because you FELT like it, if that's OK with you MUM?

I'm sensing that was a rhetorical question anyway MCRIKO, so you could've omitted the question mark too.

Please see me.

even better thread

Because you FELT like it, if that's OK with you MUM?

I'm sensing that was a rhetorical question anyway MCRIKO, so you could've omitted the question mark too.

Please see me.

oh my days


a little bit of wee came out that time

its wednesday now, i'll be laughin till sunday

i see you've been doing your homework mart lol

witwoo girlies

can we keep this thread to the topic of the err hmmm naked gals pic...

Tits & Arse

No Problemo

Well Done Georgie & Kendall

looks like im a bit late in this thread, come on girls lets stop being bitches now, myfriend and i are just having a laugh, and i have been published in a few lads mags but i dont calim to be some kinda super model or anything, and i think u`ll find that 90% of anything i say is totally tongue in cheek. and also we are not just some attention seeking bimbos, for example i have just been accepted to join mensa, slightly attention seeking maybe, bimbo definatly not! this nite involved a lot of drinks and dares and was my friend and i taking the piss out of ourselves. give it a rest! im so terribly sorry to anyone who thinks i have neglected my duties as a lady or have thrown back, in the faces of the sufferagettes, all the work and agonising they went through in the struggle for equal rights. but it was a laugh at the time!

if it was guys doing that people would just say it was 2 guys out of thier heads being silly, coz its 2 girls they get told they are sluts etc. not fair i dont think.
and im sure all the guys who are saying bad things are prob the ones who empty thier wallets in the seedy backstreet dives of soho

yay thank u emma, why am i gettin slated for havin a laugh, by the way im the one on the right, i dont get my boobs out even when i am that wasted!!! x

i see you've been doing your homework mart lol

witwoo girlies

mart is kinda like my big brother!
and thanks babe,
its nice to be nice!
xx

these two ladies, if ya can call them that, kept telling me they where signed to a top model agency, however they couldn't remember the name of it!!! Funny that!

I shoot for FHM, Maxim, Loaded, Daily Sport etc, and i have never come across either one of them in my 15year career as a leading professional photographer. They kept coming over to my studio area asking for photographs and trying to upstage the professional published models we had in the club, nice try girls! but i just told them ...

oh come off it, we were takin the piss mate, get over urself! what would a pair of models b doin out in a shit hole like yarco! stop with the "cyber bullyin" its not big and its not clever. and we didnt even no there were "real" models there, my greatest apologies to them if we pissed u off. but if i remeber rightly my friend and i had a pic taken together then the blokes behind us asked to have one with us, not as u quoted "They kept coming over to my studio area asking for photographs and trying to upstage the professional published models we had in the club" get a sense of humor mate!

don't mind me raveprincess im just havin a laff
its the others that need caneing

you doin the honours?

will there be pics?